My Dear Husband….
You provide, you care
You frequently walk around in just underwear.
You mow the yard, clean up that mess
But then come inside and expect I do less.
You sleep in, I stay up late
If you could help out sometimes, well that would be great.
You think working and spending money on me is key,
But honestly all I want is to just BE.
I snarl, you snore, I clean, you sit, I wipe asses, you grab mine, it’s a vicious cycle, and no I’m not throwing a fit.
Help me out, clean a plate
Read a book, stay up late
You shower, I stink
I constantly feel like I’m managing a roller skating rink.
I love you more than you know, but all I’m asking for is to be left the hell alone.
Let me poop in peace, or bathe alone
Kiss me just because you can, and quit trying to grab my boobs man.
Our love is real, our love is true but if you ask me to sit on you one more time I’m coming unglued.
Hope this is relatable friends!!!